ELISHA Delicious!!!

Yup, I've seen ALL her movies!

Next year,
she'll be playing the title role
in the U.S. remake of
MY SASSY GIRL

(let's hope it won't be awful,
like that first Korean movie re-imagined for Americans,
that dreary Lake House,
which made ponderous the whimsical Il Mare)

While best known
for playing badass Jack Bauer's baby girl in 24,

Ms. Cuthbert has starred in a series of
minor hits and artsy indie films,
where she's more often than not cast
as the best kind of candy there is,
Eye Candy,
pouting sexily and more often than not,
just wearing a skimpy bikini top ",)

You can watch all these movies
with the TV volume off;
it doesn't really matter,
none of them are Oscar material.

But keep your fingers on your DVD remote,
as you'll always want to
rewind or pause every scene with Deliciosa Elisha,
or fast forward through the parts where she's not in!