Thursday, March 19, 2009


Maybe some closeted dude in MalacaƱang
has a really big crush on Michael Scofield?

Our Wardens Suck.

How else can those characters by the Pasig River
explain their successive re-enactments of scenes
from the very popular (but soon-to-end) series?

First, it was goodbye to his airconditioned Muntinlupa condo
(with a wide-screen plasma television!)
for teenager-killer Claudio Teehankee Jr.,

And then, in a rapid-fire burst of tender clemency
and misplaced sympathy for the soldiers who continue
spinning a tale of Galman-ic marksmanship,

ALL of the convicted conspirators of the assassination
of Ninoy Aquino were given their walking papers.

Take Note:
One of these men pulled the trigger.
The rest have been covering up for him
for a quarter of a century, without remorse.

And just yesterday,
a convicted child-rapist was paroled,
and he looked as happy as Shrek in a swamp,

for he was free again to spread his love, but
hopefully this time, not with elementary school children.

And I'm pretty sure that Daniel Smith will be
leaving on a jet plane very very soon...

and why not?

He looks exactly like the star of Prison Break!

So how did this Orgy of Pardons begin in the first place?

Ask him. Blame her!!!


Blogger Jela said...

Good grief. The presidency as your "get out of the jail free card".

Scofied got incarcerated to break out his brother, who is INNOCENT of the crime for which he was convicted. These people? Not so much.

March 20, 2009 at 5:17 PM  

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