Wednesday, March 18, 2009


After 8 seasons,
have I become too jaded a fan?

After their fruitless championing of Archuleta last year,
have I finally tired of all the judges' pimping?

Or is this really the most mind-numbingly
boring cast of characters ever in American Idol history?


>>> Li'l Rounds is a lot boring

>>> Matt Giraud compared to Michael Bublé?
The judges must all be drinking from
Paula's glass of Coke this year.

>>> Danny Gokey did a Carrie Underwood
and lost control of the wheel. Jesus!!!

>>> Anoop is like a Country Waffle:
square, lightweight, and quite tasteless
without the extra (hype) syrup.

>>> Scott, the visually-impaired piano man?
All his songs sound like monotonous Elton John rejects.
Sorry, but pimping and pandering to this very mediocre singer
is actually quite insulting to people with disabilities.

>>> Adam squealed like a sow stuck in a farm fence.
Prrof? Google Ned Beatty in the movie "Deliverance"

>>> Randy Travis is Keith Richard's country bumpkin cousin;
he can play Jack Sparrow's Uncle from the Americas
in the next Pirates of the Caribbean sequel.

There's one saving grace though...

she's a bit of nut,
she's sometimes out of tune,
she's got tattoos straight out of Miami Ink,
she's got dance moves like Seinfeld's Elaine,

but she's the one True Original this year:

I love MEGAN!!!


Blogger brat... said...

oooohhhh.... i love megan too!
last night was horrible, indeed... except for megan's performance!

it might be the genre though... honestly? country music makes me feel all weird inside... whahahahahaha!

March 19, 2009 at 7:51 AM  
Blogger Mokong™ said...

Yes... now there you are... i love megan too... Ihate this week theme..a country music... I hate all the performances except for megan & kris allen... I like allison too... hope next week maganda yung theme nila. Boring kasi yung country music performances nila...
I would like to reject all the judges comments to Megan last week (Michael jackson week)..i dont know why they dont like it (Rockin Robin) for me it was a great performance at hindi boring...ang galing ni megan dun db pare?

March 19, 2009 at 8:21 AM  
Blogger oliboy said...

"Danny Gokey did a Carrie Underwood
and lost control of the wheel. Jesus!!!"

nice one spanx! hahaha!

megan is hot!!! :)

March 19, 2009 at 11:36 AM  
Blogger writerinresidence said...

Agree with a lot of what you said. Megan at least is different. I don't know if it's all the Slumdogging that's been going on, but I really kinda like Anoop...hahahah

March 19, 2009 at 10:46 PM  

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