KING BIGAS (with apologies to King Leonidas of Sparta)

nope,
this is NOT about Prosperous Pichay!

My chauffeur LINO BOCALINO,
the man who can ravish a half-gallon of cooked rice
in a single sitting,
as interpreted in photoshop by Herb d' Perv.


Lino's reaction when i gave him the picture:

he stared at it,
seemingly mystified,
for a good 10 seconds,
and then said,
sounding quite confused:

"sino yan, sir????"