Saturday, March 03, 2007

RECTAL RECTO about your family being a Pain in the ASS!!!

Once upon a time,
in the Kingdom of Batangas,

Prince Ralph, the chinless wonder,
fought his older brother, Crown Prince Ricky,

after the big meanie
offended his younger brother's
White Hankie-carrying love,
Vilma, the Lady of Lipa.

the fire-breathing dragon
known as Armandus Governus snorted impatiently
in his Cavernus Juetengus....

waiting to devour
the survivor of the fight between the Brothers Recto.

And up in the heavens,
Old King Claro wept.


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