BEAT THE ODD!!!

The lamest SONA print ad ever

from the Malancanang Oddballs!

I am LOVING how they somehow forced "Subic"

in there to finally beat the odds and get an "S"

to complete the concept of the advertisment!!!

And in other SONA-related news:

> People are wondering if RICKY LO

wrote the SONA, since there were

so many "Blind Items"

> ERAP is reportedly busy inspecting

all the walls of his house in Greenhills,

checking to see if they really are made of GLASS.

>EDITED out from the SONA:

"Those who should be in jail should not threaten it,

especially if we could all end up there together,"