Saturday, March 21, 2009

Ang Pagbabalik ni BIGOTE!!!

He's been hogging the headlines all week:

first, he's once again implicated in
the Buddy Dacer rubout,

and then,
in perhaps the best argument ever for a
Mandatory Retirement Age for the Philippines' Elected Officials,
Enrile urges Erap to run for President again!



This can only mean one thing.

It's time for...


The Return of ERAP Jokes!!!



Isang araw,
kinuha ng isang Americano na Pari
si Erap para maging "interpreter" niya...



Priest:
"The Lord was crucified between two robbers."

Erap:
"Si Hesus ay ipinako sa gitna ng dalawang goma."




Priest:
"We need to sacrifice."

Erap:
"Kailangan natin ng dalawang sakong bigas."




Priest:
"If we do not repent,"

Erap:
"Kapag hindi natin pinturahan ulit,"




Priest:
"the Wrath of God will come upon us."

Erap:
"ang mga Daga ng Diyos ay pupunta sa atin."



(natahimik sila pareho)


Priest:
"Well, well..."

Erap
"Balon, balon..."

2 Comments:

Blogger Marge said...

Hehe! funny! :D

March 23, 2009 at 6:40 PM  
Anonymous Pepmanizer said...

LOL

March 27, 2009 at 6:08 PM  

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