Friday, February 15, 2008

SEINFELD at the SENATE


In a moment of pure Seinfeld-ian absurdity
at the marathon Senate hearing last Monday,



Atty. Antonio Bautista
seemed to channel KRAMER from the TV show~

Cosmo Kramer was a true character,
with unruly hair sticking out
from all over his head,
and prone to muttering oddball non-sequiturs;



Atty. Bautista actually complained under oath
that because of the Jun Lozada brouhaha,

he was missing out on watching SEINFELD!!!

I'm positive that it's the first time
in our history that Jerry's last name
was typed out into an official Senate transcript.




Things got even stranger when Jun Lozada
started narrating about how a certain "GEORGE",
kept on speaking to him menacingly over the phone;

GEORGE COSTANZA,
for the non-Seinfeld fans out there,
was a character who was The Biggest Liar in the show;
he was short, fat, and bald.


"George",
as it turned out in the Senate investigation,
apparently was Senior Superintendent Paul MascariƱas,

a cop who many people feel disgracefully lied the most
among all the witnesses present last Monday...

and yup, he looks exactly like GEORGE!!!






Of course,
we can't complete the Seinfeld analogy
without the erstwhile lovers in the classic series,
JERRY and ELAINE...





and as Seinfeld himself famously proclaimed,
his TV show was:

"ALL ABOUT NOTHING!!!"



And that's exactly what these two probably think
about Jun Lozada, ZTE, and the Senate Investigations!


3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha pathetic...

terror yang si atty. bautista sa up law and ganun din sa kabila...sa ateneo law din.

he is known as baltik sa up (as in baltik and co. -- di ba they kinda look alike) tapos bote naman daw sa ateh-ney-oh -- its so hard to pass his subjects na usually mga crim or civ or remedial law

bar examiner in remedial (toughest subject in the bar) law i think more than once na...

his name is the b ata in pecabar and founding partner ng some of the biggest law firms natin

and to get involved in something like this... nyek

February 15, 2008 at 3:17 PM  
Anonymous Lava Bien said...

Hahahahaha, clever, clever, clever! analysis bro.

February 15, 2008 at 4:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enjoyed your post!! Very witty and very true!! haha..

February 18, 2008 at 3:40 PM  

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