SEINFELD at the SENATE
In a moment of pure Seinfeld-ian absurdity
at the marathon Senate hearing last Monday,
Atty. Antonio Bautista
seemed to channel KRAMER from the TV show~
Cosmo Kramer was a true character,
with unruly hair sticking out
from all over his head,
and prone to muttering oddball non-sequiturs;
Atty. Bautista actually complained under oath
that because of the Jun Lozada brouhaha,
he was missing out on watching SEINFELD!!!
I'm positive that it's the first time
in our history that Jerry's last name
was typed out into an official Senate transcript.
Things got even stranger when Jun Lozada
started narrating about how a certain "GEORGE",
kept on speaking to him menacingly over the phone;
for the non-Seinfeld fans out there,
was a character who was The Biggest Liar in the show;
he was short, fat, and bald.
as it turned out in the Senate investigation,
apparently was Senior Superintendent Paul Mascariñas,
a cop who many people feel disgracefully lied the most
among all the witnesses present last Monday...
and yup, he looks exactly like GEORGE!!!
we can't complete the Seinfeld analogy
without the erstwhile lovers in the classic series,
JERRY and ELAINE...
and as Seinfeld himself famously proclaimed,
his TV show was:
"ALL ABOUT NOTHING!!!"
And that's exactly what these two probably think
about Jun Lozada, ZTE, and the Senate Investigations!