Upon Seeing What My Left Eye
Looked Like Early This Morning:
1. Damn that dibidi marathon,
I now look like the COFFEE PRINCE.
2. TURNING JAPANESE I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
3. PORN. Just... too much porn.
4. My GARFIELD eye is giving me a deep longing for some Lasagna.
5. I can play "TWO-FACE" in the next Batman movie!!!