a tale of two LA SALLIANs and an ATENEAN...

...one final "carinyong brutal"
dedicated to all my La Sallian
friends & family members
as we say goodbye to Season 70,
with respect and affection
for our friendly rivals from Taft Ave.



Two La Sallians boarded a flight to Davao.

One took a window seat
and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.


Just before takeoff,
an Atenean sat down in the aisle seat.


After takeoff,
the Atenean kicked his shoes off,
wiggled his toes and was settling in
when the La Sallian in the window seat said,
"I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up,"
said the Atenean,
"I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you."


As soon as he left,
one of the La Sallians
picked up the Atenean's shoe and spat in it.


When the Atenean returned with the coke,
the other La Sallian said,
"That looks good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the Atenean obligingly went to fetch it.


While he was gone the other La Sallian
picked up the Atenean's other shoe and spat in it.


When the Atenean returned,
they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.


As the plane was landing,
the Atenean slipped his feet into his shoes
and knew immediately what had happened.



"Why does it always have to be this way?"
he asked.

"How long must this go on?
This fighting between our schools? This hatred?

This animosity...

this spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"