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TODAY IN OUR INSANE POLITICAL ARENA:


GMA sings "Boom Tarat-Tarat",
the Zubiri Jingle Remix,
during her administration's "product launch"
for her Senatorial Dirty Dozen.




RICHARD GOMEZ,
not to be dissuaded by his snub from both
the Administration and the Opposition,
files his candidacy for Senate Image Model,
as an INDEPENDENT.

Lolit Solis will apparently be his Campaign Manager.
BENCH, the official outfitter.
(Whaddaff is Fil-Sham Asi Taulava doing there?
Does he really believe he's a Filipino now??!?!?)







MANNY PACQUIAO,
will definitely run for Congress;

he'll fit right in...
most of the people there are Punch-Drunk anyway!!!

it's doubly disappointing that he will run against
(and probably win over)
one of the brightest lights of the Opposition in Congress;

The fiery Darlene Antonino-Custodio.

Her seat representing the 1st District of South Cotabato
(Gen. Santos City)
is now definitely starting to look very shaky.