Sunday, February 11, 2007

The Answer is BLOWING in the WIND?

okay,
let's try to get this straight,
Mayor Binay...




QUESTIONs:
if former ERAP court jester & dance diva
Tito Sotto and Tessie Aquino-Oreta
are now with the Administration,
who's running with the Opposition???

who's Kiko and who's Koko?




ANSWERs:

1. The Next-Gen Gringo Honasan
> like his role model, he will also be campaigning from jail;
meet the rowdiest guest the Oakwood Hotel ever had,
Navy Lt. SG Antonio Trillanes IV!!!


2. The Old-Gen Nikki Coseteng
> no wonder I saw her on TV watching a PBA Game last week!
it's still her....the former movie leading lady of Erap,
Nikki Coseteng!!!




3. Nepotism v.1
> son of Senate Minority Floor Leader Aquilino Pimentel,
who will surely get the vote of crunchy chocolate cereal fans,
Koko Pimentel!!!


4. Nepotism v.2
> brother of Senator Pia Cayetano,
and First Gentleman Mike Arroyo's living breathing nightmare,
Allan Peter Cayetano!!!


5. Nepotism v.3
> older brother of future Philippine President Kris Aquino,
nephew of fellow candidate Tessie Aquino-Oreta,
NoyNoy Aquino!!!




6. My Wife Got Me Here
> Mega-husband and Me-galit na yata kay GMA,
Kiko Pangilinan!!!


7. My Husband Got Me Here
> Widow of the late Raul Roco,
Sonia Roco!!!


8.
My Money Got Me Here
> i think he should just donate all his riches to Gawad Kalinga,
Manny Villar!!!


9. Mon Tulfo Wants Me Out of Here
> the ex-future Philippine President & Mayor of Manila,
Ping Lacson!!!




10. I Left My Heart in San Francisco
> Is HE or ISN'T HE? hehehe!
John Osmena!!!


11. I Left My Heart in Muntinlupa
> Did HE or DIDN'T HE?
The former Leviste, Loren Legarda!!!



and finally,

12. The ONE
> the only candidate I will surely vote for
at this point:

Chiz Escudero!!!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yuk, I'll never vote for this guy. He's all just noise! If you listen to him for a long time, he talks nonesense. he just keeps on repeating what he says. He only talks faster than we can think that's why akala natin, magaling siya yun pala hindi lang siya maintindihan.

February 13, 2007 at 7:21 AM  

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