IN THE GLOAMING at MID-MORNING in METROMANILA

Before you read about the

Eclipse in the Philippines on July 22,

Watch This Video.

It's the

LITERAL VERSION

of Bonnie Tyler's classic.

(A literal music video is a parody of an official music video

in which the lyrics have been replaced with lyrics

that describe the visuals in the video)

If it doesn't bring tears of laughter to your eyes,

have your eyes checked.

(turn around, bright eyes!)

Nothing I Can Say,

A PARTIAL ECLIPSE OF THE SUN:

Wednesday

July 22, 2009

8:30 - 11:00 a.m.

MetroManila

and the cities of

Laoag, Tuguegarao, Baguio, Angeles,

San Fernando, Puerto Princesa, Lucena,

Naga, Legaspi, and General Santos;

and the provinces of

Iloilo, Cebu, Zamboanga, Sulu and Davao.

Oh, and you must read this:

How to Enjoy an Eclipse without Going Blind

If you want to experience the

TOTAL ECLIPSE,

read an over-rated Stephenie Meyer book,

or you can book a flight now

to the following countries:

BHUTAN

NEPAL

BANGLADESH

MYANMAR (Burma!)

or a safer option, just fly to China:

BEIJING or SHANGHAI