Friday, July 10, 2009

ERAP, CORY, and.... PIOLO PASCUAL

One day,
Erap saw Cory reading a book on LOGIC...



: Ma'am, mahirap yata yang binabasa mo?









: No, Logic lang ito. It's easy, Erap!









: Ma'am, ano ba yang Logic,
di ko yata alam?









: Ganito lang yan.
May aquarium ka ba sa bahay mo?









: Oo.









: Kung may aquarium ka,
eh di mahilig ka sa isda?









: Oo.









: At kung mahilig ka sa isda,
mahilig ka rin sa dagat?









: Oo.









: Kung mahilig ka sa dagat,
mahilig kang pumunta sa beach?









: Oo.









: Kung mahilig ka sa beach,
mahilig ka sa babaeng naka-bathing suit siguro...









: Oo Naman.









: Kung mahilig ka sa babaeng
nakabathing suit,
lalakeng lalake ka, di ba?









: Oo Siyempre!!!









: At kung lalakeng lalake ka,
eh di macho ka?









: Oo!!!









: Kita mo na, ganyan lang ang logic!









: Ok pala yang logic na yan ah!
Thank You, Ma'am!!!










The next day,
Erap saw Piolo Pascual.




: Piolo, subukan ko lang itong itinuro
sa aking logic ni Pres. Cory, oks?









:Sige nga po!









: May aquarium ka ba sa bahay mo?









:Wala, Sir.









: Bakla ka nga.









:Huhuhu! Sam, Save Me!!!
















This is dedicated to my wonderful
Logic professor at the
University of Santo Tomas College of Science,
Mrs. Estrella De Leon.

Two decades on,
I still can recite
"Barbara Celarent Darii Ferio"!!!

5 Comments:

Anonymous fritz said...

Anuba LOL

July 10, 2009 at 12:28 PM  
Blogger ...crickette... said...

panalo spanks!!!! wahahahhahahahahahahahahahah!

July 10, 2009 at 12:46 PM  
Blogger HiMyNameIsNiel said...

haha... nice one sir Spanky.. lolz.. XD

July 11, 2009 at 2:59 PM  
Anonymous The Typical Guy said...

Bwahahahaha... Best one ever nga, Spanx!

July 12, 2009 at 4:46 AM  
Anonymous Art Voyeur said...

Cruel! Hilarious.

July 15, 2009 at 6:46 AM  

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