Why I Want to Wash My Mouth with SOAP

It's a sunny Sunday morning

and you wake to the sweet smell of

BACON

wafting from the…

bathroom?

After all,

in a perfect world,

wouldn't all personal hygiene products

smell like

BACON???

I just might eat this soap.

Next up,

BACON TOOTHPASTE!!!

Yes, this BACON SOAP exists! Order Here!