Highly Recommended DiBiDi: DONKEY PUNCH

This is a PG-rated blog,
so I won't go into details here
about what a "Donkey Punch" is;
but feel free to Google its Wiki entry.

Warning: it's absolutely offensive!

It's the sexiest thriller on a yacht since
Nicole Kidman made her debut in Dead Calm.

It's got the best beach movie soundtrack since,
well.......... The Beach!

It's the most violent movie about Eurotrash teens since
the bloody gory Hostel.

It's the most terrifying ocean movie since
the absolutely creepy Open Water!

Now available at your suki in Quiapo
or your favorite Torrents site!