Time to SIN

Time to take a breather from the
mall methane explosions (?),
congressional bombings,
overlapping typhoons,
Tuesday earthquakes,
tanks in hotel lobbies,
handcuffed reporters,
& knee-jerk curfews.


Time to take a breather from our
ruthless president,
pardoned plunderer,
undeclared martial law,
disorganized opposition,
& too-quiet middle class.


Time to take a breather and
get jiggy on ice-cold Tiger Beer,
take a picture with the Merlion,
have a Sling at the Raffles Hotel,
wolf down Hainanese Chicken Rice,
& try not to sin too much in SINGAPORE!