KODAKUS INTERRUPTUS!!!

Kodakus Interruptus:

also known as withdrawal
or the pull out the camera method,

is a method of food intake control in which,
before every course,

the camera is removed from the case prior to mastication,
primarily to ensure capturing the food presentation
to take photographs for blog illustration.

This method has been widely used for at least 2 years
and was used by an estimated 3.8 million bloggers worldwide in 2007.



The primary cause of failure of the withdrawal method
is the lack of self-control of those using it.

Poor timing of the withdrawal can result in
dagger looks from hungry dining companions,
which can easily migrate into the serving staff as well.

Some internet professionals view withdrawal
as an ineffective method of preventing blog overdose.



In contrast,
a recent study in Iran found that provinces
with higher rates of withdrawal use
do not have higher fertility rates,
and that the contribution of withdrawal use
to unintended pregnancies is not markedly different
from that of other commonly used methods
such as the pill or condom.

(just wanted to check if you'd read it to the very end!)