Meet HERB d PERV
(emphasis on graphic)
who was my creative partner
(the McCartney to my Lennon)
this past week,
when we wholeheartedly participated
in the onslaught against you-know-who.
The picture above could've been captioned
"Herb D Perv feasts on ----",
and since Sam Gyup Sal,
or as we call it, Korean Bacon,
is our favorite pulutan with SMB Pale Pilsen,
the title would have been more than appropriate.
My perverted kumpare prefers to remain low-key,
but I'd like to honor his contributions to the cause
(The Top 7 Things to Say to ----; all the anti---- logos)
by introducing you to this character from Cavite:
Top 5 Strange Facts About HERB D PERV:
1. His e-mail address really is
For any graphic design needs, do send him a note.
2. He's not a doctor or a nurse,
but he works at a hospital.
Or at least, pretends to.
3. He's got friends named "PUTONG" and "ULO";
the outrageous stories about these gentlemen
are not fit for a family-friendly blog.
4. He compiled the best-ever collection of Alternative Rock
in a 10-CD volume series entitled:
"A WORLD WITHOUT BOY BANDS"
(you can still order this, btw. see e-mail address above)
5. He believes, and I agree,
that this Japanese-French/Canadian lady
is the Best Actress in the World.
(you can order her DVDs; just e-mail Herb D Perv!)