BITCHSLAP

I can't recall any other Philippine Election
wherein the party in power has been so soundly spanked.

More and more,
it's beginning to look like a 7-2-3
victory for the Genuine Opposition.
Loren, Chiz, Ping, Manny, Noynoy, Alan Peter,
and either Koko/Lt. Oakwood

+ indies Kiko & Gringo.

Joker Arroyo & Ed Angara are the sure Two from TU;

but Joker's always been pragmatic, and well, joked his way into the TU slate ",

and Angara was a last minute addition from "the other side",
to justify the "unity" tag in TU;
his ASO colleagues, Sotto and Oreta,
will be lucky to make it to the Top 15.


To salvage some pride,
Ralph Recto may just make it to #12,
but that's up in the air,
given the consistent rankings of Trillanes & Pimentel.

If there's dagdag-bawas to be done,
it will all have to benefit Mr. VAT, or "Value Added Tabulation",
who's actually part of the Senate "Wednesday Club",
that group of independent-minded legislators in the Upper House.


Bottom Line:
ZERO Original GMA Boys in the Top 12....


unless Zubiri somehow BoomTaratTarats his way in...
but GARCI seems to hate the Zubiris of Bukidnon,
and is blaming Migs' relatives for the failure of the Hello, Garci! for Congress Campaign.
Ergo, it's going to be difficult to conduct dagdag-bawas for Jingle boy.


QUO VADIS: Defensor, Pichay, Chavit,
Gloria's Bunch of Barking Boylets?
#16, 20, 24 respectively,
and I do state that disrespectfully.

Not even during what would have been Erap's "midterm" election in 2001,

when his wife Loi ran, and won a Senate seat out of spite,
just 4 months after her husband was forced to take the slow boat out of Malacanang,

has an Administation been so embarassed,

and so severely, and publicly, admonished by the Filipino People.

ALL THE MOST VOCAL CRITICS OF GMA WON NATIONAL OFFICE,

AND ARE IN THE TOP 6 OF THE 12 SENATE SLOTS.

ALL THE MOST OBVIOUS SYCOPHANTS OF GMA LOST THEIR SENATE BIDS.

MADAME PRESIDENT......