TONYPET's Flights of Fantasy

Meet TonyPet Albano,
the too-cutesy named "Deputy Spokesman"
of Team Unity.

These past couple of days,
everytime I watch TV or listen to the radio,
I've heard him spread his fallacious gospel
about the 12-0 winning margin of his losing candidates.

Albano's groveling arguments are so far removed from reality,
they have become positively Tolkien-ian.