Big-Ass BURGERS!!!

Blame Morgan Spurlock.



He of the legendary 1-month McDo only Diet.

That spawned an award-winning documentary,
an reality TV series, a bestselling book,

dozens of health problems for Spurlock,
and hundreds of binge-eating imitators,
one of whom made this website:

SUPER SIZED MEALS!


In one of the absurdist website's most absurd entries,
the World's Biggest Burgers are unveiled...



THE 50-POUNDER



This used to be the World's Biggest Burger.

At $99.00,
this big boy has 25 lbs. of beef,
2 heads of lettuce, 3 large onions,
4 cups of ketchup, 5 whole tomatoes,
and 50 slices of american cheese!

oh,
and don't forget:

81,000 calories!!!



THE 75-POUNDER...



However, an American-themed bar in Thailand,
of all places,
decided that it wanted the Guiness World Record.

No data available on the calories,
but it would be safe to compute it at 1.5 times
that of the 50-pounder:

120,000 calories!!!





THE 105-POUNDER!!!



But the most obese nation in the world,
a true superpower, could not accept that
a Bangkok Burger could be the record holder.

Hence, the 105-pound monstrosity.

God Bless America.

U.S.A! U.S.A.!! U.S.A.!!!