DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE...

Some have said that the child in the mirror is eerie.

But for some reason, I can't see the damn kid!!!

A movie produced by that most unsubtle of directors,
Armageddon and Transformers' Michael Bay,

with Gary Oldman as some sort of Spirit Questor,
that high-rise hottie from Cloverfield,
all that, and ghosts from Nazi Germany?

This is bound to be ischoopid,
but(t) the poster had me at hello!!!