DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE...
But for some reason, I can't see the damn kid!!!
A movie produced by that most unsubtle of directors,
Armageddon and Transformers' Michael Bay,
with Gary Oldman as some sort of Spirit Questor,
that high-rise hottie from Cloverfield,
all that, and ghosts from Nazi Germany?
This is bound to be ischoopid,
but(t) the poster had me at hello!!!