The CHILL List
turned me on these past 7 days:
1. Tina FEYLIN
Saturday Night Live got its highest ratings in years
when Sarah Palin met up with her Doppelgänger;
the problem is, after the show, everyone realized
that they would rather have Tina Fey as Vice President.
Looks like it's going to be a "Fruitcake" Christmas
for the millions of Eraserheads fans;
here's what's coming up:
* A live official "Reunion Concert" album
* A live concert DVD and concert film -
to be shown in select theaters prior to the DVD release
* A 10-CD Box Set with everything the Eraserheads ever recorded
Oh, and you can order the T-shirts here!!!
3. The Manila Peninsula's CHOCOLATE BUFFET!
Every Friday and Saturday
from 830pm-12mn until the end of December!
P550+++ for adults, with a cup of coffee or tea;
P225+++ for children 12 years old and younger.
Christmas Carols will be sung (via remote broadcast)
by the Sen. Antonio Trillanes IV Military Choir.
4. VIVA PIZZA!!!
Pizza Hut (!) goes Gourmet (!!)
with this new collection of pies
inspired by Rome, Milan, Florence, & Sicily.
I do believe this is the first time ever
that Pizza Hut pizzas will encounter real Olive Oil!!!
5. LETTERMAN rips McCAIN a new one...
Don't let the smiles fool you.
It was David Letterman at his witty, nasty best,
ripping into John McCain's choice of Vice President,
spurious attacks on Obama, legislative flipflops, etc.,
Dave certainly showed John who the real Maverick was.
And all this, because Republican's standard bearer
lied to CBS' main man and ditched him for Katie Couric.
One late-night screw-up just may have cost McCain
the Presidency of the United States.
No need for a hot knife.
No need to soften at room temperature.
No need to zap a hard block in the microwave.
Anchor Buttery goodness straight from the 'fridge,
ready to slather on any surface,
be it on bread, rice, or on your favorite kinky friend.
7. THE INCREDIBLE HULK DiBiDi
I have to say what ought to have been said
months ago, after the almost back-to-back
cinematic releases of Marvel's summer movies:
The Incredible Hulk is better than Iron Man!!!
That ought to be almost blasphemous to some,
but upon a second viewing on DVD, it's apparent
that Norton's Hulk flick actually has better
screenplay than Downey Jr.'s Iron Man movie.
PINHEADS of the WEEK:
These two so-called "representatives"
of the Philippines in The Amazing Race Asia 3.
I fail to see a single iota of evidence
that these jokers actually grew up in our country,
and I doubt if either can speak a simple sentence
in Pilipino without stammering.
What's worse is that, desperate for camera time,
they''ve cast themselves as the villains of the competition:
rude, crude, obnoxious, and absolutely unsympathetic.
come to think of it,
while they aren't making a good representation of Pinoys,
they are doing a pretty good job of mimicking our President!