Tuesday, September 02, 2008

One BEER To Bring Them All, and in the Darkness, BLIND Them!

Expect blinding traffic jams at the Ortigas Center
this Friday, September 5, as San Miguel Beer launches
OKTOBERFEST 2008 and closes down all of San Miguel Avenue.

SMB will try to establish a new Guiness Record
for the "World's Longest Beer Bar" as well as
"Most People Stuck in Traffic Muttering Style Mo Bulok!'".

Manny Pacquiao will be present to get everyone drunk,
so that they will consider voting him to the Senate in 2010.

Nyoy Volante, Jimmy Bondoc, and Paolo Santos,
the usual line-up of acoustic wimps,
will serve as convenient targets for hecklers,

but to compensate for those Bagaberde whiners,

The Dawn, Rivermaya, and Rico Blanco
will be around to provide the best rock music
to accompany the anticipated beer orgy.

But the true highlight of the night will be,
after a 5-year absence from the music scene,

will be seen again at the Ortigas Oktoberfest,
to sing about their Semi-Charmed Lives and hopefully,
blast their way through one of the Best Break-Up Songs ever:
"How's It Gonna Be"

Charlize Theron used to be the girl of 3EB's frontman;
no surprise it took him almost half a decade
to recover after being dumped by his golden girl.

How's It Gonna Be indeed...


Blogger oliboy said...

3rd eye blind is awesome!!! is this confirmed spanky? where do we get tickets for this shindig?!?

September 3, 2008 at 6:06 PM  
Blogger Jela said...

Hi! Ticketing details are found here: http://dilismedia.com/?p=95

Apparently, 3 types of tickets will be sold - Php120 general admission type; Php300 to gain access to the airconditioned area; and a whooping Php1,500 for the special viewing area. Blast.

The building admin in our Ortigas office located in SMPC released the map and traffic rerouting scheme and the event covers a wide area - including the inside of the San Miguel HQ. I guess that's where they will set up the stage.

September 3, 2008 at 10:12 PM  
Blogger Ling Xiaoyu said...

shoot. why? bakit? bakit di na schedule ang training/seminar ko this week! Di sana I could watch 3rd eye blind play my life song, "semi-charmed life".

September 4, 2008 at 12:56 PM  

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