Wednesday, June 18, 2008

...and then the GODS of GOLF smiled down on the TIGER

Call it the 19th or the 91st,
but on the final hole of the U.S. Open,

once again proved that he is, by far,
The World's Best Golfer!!!

From his back-nine dramatics in the 3rd round:
those long putts and absurdly lucky chip-in;

to his pressure-packed tie-making shot in the 18th hole
of what was supposed to be 4th and final round,

and then having to play an extra 19 holes for the tie-break,
and all this, playing hobbled on practically one leg.

11 years after winning the Masters in his first attempt,

Tiger Woods won his 14th Major in the most dramatic fashion.

He's not just the world's best golfer anymore...
he's Roger Federer, Kobe Bryant, and Manny Pacquiao combined~

Tiger is, bar none,
The World's Greatest Athlete!!!


I salute you!!!

Not only are you one of the world's best Poker players,
you pushed your friend Tiger like no one's ever did,

just like Barkley did to his pal Jordan in the 1993 NBA Finals;
and you're better at the card table than those two ever will be!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

a sportscaster summarized it perfectly for us, "tiger with one knee is better than any of us with two, or even three knees (in golf)." -mv jax, fl

June 19, 2008 at 2:48 AM  
Anonymous work at home said...

My swing is better! Mwahahahaha!

July 1, 2008 at 9:48 AM  

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