NOT SUBTLE at all...

That's 210,000,000,000 pesoses,
for Mindanao Mayors pa lang yan!

Magkano kaya sa Luzon at Vizayas?

I wonder if this Mayor will be getting an IRA?
(Internal Revenue Allotment)

Meet Jerry Pelayo of Candaba, Pampanga;
he's the guy you always see passionately defending,
and pledging allegiance to his Cabalen in Malacanang.

I respectfully suggest that instead of spending all your time
spouting statements about your loyalty to GMA on TV,

please fix the &$@#+(!# kilometers of sh*tty dirt roads in Candaba!!!