CONFUSED BISHOPS Conference of the Philippines
"take the lead in combatting corruption;
no need to resign, Ma'am!"
Allow me now to invoke Heaven and Hell
to express my surprise and dismay at
the eunuchness, errr... uniqueness
of your oxymoronic statement.
WHAT THE HELL?!?!
It's like asking:
The proverbial fox to guard the chicken house!
Adolf Hitler to please clean the gas tanks in Auschwitz!
Imelda Marcos to make an audit of her shoe collection!
Bill Clinton to interview interns during Spring Break!
Alanis Morissette can turn the CBCP statement into a hit song.
And speaking of IRONIC,
I really wish this gentleman,
whose very name is irony itself,
was still around to knock some logical sense
into the minds of his fellow holy men...