SWEPT AWAY....

Former Paranaque Mayor Joey Marquez
has been convicted of graft
and sentenced to 30 to 50 years in prison
for the anomalous purchase of Walis Tingting (!)
worth P2,940,000.


Whaddaf!??!?!!

Onli in da Pilipins!!!!




When pressed for a comment in a telephone interview,
the convicted ex-politican's sister,

Melanie Marquez,
former Bb. Pilipinas International
and notorious word mangler said:

"Hello!
My brother is out of town,
would you like to wait?

Huh? What you say?
Can you repeat that for a second time once more around again?

Do not judge my brother, he is NOT a book!!

He is clean and pure, not a walis tingting!!!
My brother is not a pig!
He is a human being!

He is not a criminal, he is an innocent....

Hay naku!
sumasakit na tuloy ang migraine headache ko.

For a while ha,
hang yourself on the phone......"