has been convicted of graft
and sentenced to 30 to 50 years in prison
for the anomalous purchase of Walis Tingting (!)
Onli in da Pilipins!!!!
When pressed for a comment in a telephone interview,
the convicted ex-politican's sister,
former Bb. Pilipinas International
and notorious word mangler said:
My brother is out of town,
would you like to wait?
Huh? What you say?
Can you repeat that for a second time once more around again?
Do not judge my brother, he is NOT a book!!
He is clean and pure, not a walis tingting!!!
My brother is not a pig!
He is a human being!
He is not a criminal, he is an innocent....
sumasakit na tuloy ang migraine headache ko.
For a while ha,
hang yourself on the phone......"