BUZZted!!!
THE BUZZ!!!
WTF?!?!
Boy Abunda,
that pretentious pr*ck with the contrived Waray-faux British accent,
admitted,
on behalf of his "alaga" Greta,
who seems to be soulsearching in seclusion,
that these two pictures are absolutely legit.
He further stated that Gretchen Barretto-Cojuangco
may be many things,
but she isn't a LIAR.
I have to agree.
Greta apparently is:
1. surprisingly stupid;
2. too horny for her own good;
3. carelessly clueless about camphones;
4. an ingrate who just got disinherited.
But,
Greta is NOT a liar.
However, you cannot emasculate one of the country's richest men,
on national television no less,
and expect to continue living like a pampered doyenne.
I'd say Gretchen just lost her "pension",
and will soon be making movies again for Seiko Films.
Look for her in the pages of FHM or Maxim soon!!!
p.s.
not to be outdone by her friend Greta,
Ruffa Gutierrez came on and blabbered something about:
a. her secret marriage to a 47-year old DOM in the U.S., and
dissed the Philippine Daily Inquirer;
b. how her dad, Eddie Gutierrez,
will have to watch The Godfather wearing shades; and
why her soon-to-be ex-husband might send a hitman to whack her,
and you've got the ingredients
for the most freakin' hilarious show on TV!!!
posted by spanx at 9:04 PM
2 Comments:
hahaha. great write-up
greta just made a statement to the media today thanking tonyboy for his undying love and that she is comforted by his tight hugs in this very difficult time.
WTF. this guy is blind. it will apparently take more than a smooch from john estrada (currently featured all over the internet and in newspapers/magazines) to make blind boy fall out of love with her.
but then again....we'll just have to wait and see if greta is telling the truth! because remember, she is not a liar!
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