This Guy's In Love With You, PARE!!!

‘Pare, mahal kita’
- "Senator" Bong Revilla to Hostage Taker Jun Ducat


Okay,
at first,

I thought Ramon Revilla had given his Anting-Anting to his "Junior",
making the son immune to Uzi bullets and hand grenades,

and then,

I thought "Senator" Bong would go all Keanu on us,
and drive away with the bus a la SPEED.

in the end,

I heard a nervous, amateurish declaration of True Love,
in the greatest example of Male Bonding
ever heard in the history of Philippine Television.