My STARBUCKS Story. Seriously!!!

‎"FRIENDS ARE LIKE SNOWFLAKES
ALL DIFFERENT AND BEAUTIFUL..."



I almost snorted my Peppermint Mocha
through my nose when I read that sophomoric
sign when I was at Starbucks T.Morato yesterday.
I'm submitting a more realistic thought to Starbucks:

"SOME FRIENDS ARE LIKE SNOW SLUDGE,
THEY START OFF REALLY BEAUTIFUL AND COOL,

BUT WHEN THINGS HEAT UP, THEY GET REALLY UGLY,
AND IT BECOMES REALLY DIFFICULT TO GET RID OF THEM."