AMERICAN IDOL PIZZA!!!

The Two Most IDIOTIC Voting Groups in the World :

AMERICANS voting for American Idol,

and

FILIPINOS voting for the Philippine Senate.

The most unique voice among the men,

Alex Lambert, was voted out last week,

And my girl, the quirky Siobhan Magnus

feels the pain, and stupidity of the fans...

1/3 of this year's TOP TWELVE
simply don't deserve to be there.

AMERICAN IDOL 2010:
a suckfest for the next month or so,
until those "four-gettables" are kicked out.

(Paige, Katie, Tim, and Aaron. Ahem!)

To soothe my pain,

what's better than pizza?

AMERICAN IDOL PIZZA

from Greenwich!!!!

Its' Super Cheesy due to Big Mike,
Too Sweet thanks to Katie and Aaron,
Somewhat Rotten because of Tim and Paige,
and guaranteed to be Really Corny thanks to Ellen.


Thankfully, the bitterness from Simon balances it out!!!

With all the conflicting ingredients and opinions from the judges,

this American Idol Pizza might taste like Dawg Food. Hmmmm......

Maybe I'll just try the

LASAGNA!!!