Hey There DELILAH!!!

Araneta Coliseum

really is

Rock & Roll Heaven:

America, Rick Astley, Tony Hadley,

Duran Duran, Chicago, Boz Scaggs,

and soon,

Tears for Fears

(woohoo!)...

but first,

it's Ricky Hatton's

favorite singer's turn:

Aside from Frank Sinatra's standards,

I'm positive that the songs most sung

in karaoke joints all over our country are

by none other than the pride of Wales;

TOM JONES!!!

And while younger caterwaulers

wail "Kiss" and "Sex Bomb",

this tune will forever be

Tom Jones' Signature Song,

the one that's probably launched

thousands of fistfights

in beerhouses all over the Philippines

since the Swingin' Sixties;

all together now...

"MY MY MY...

DELILAH!

WHY WHY WHY...

DELILAH!!!"