Thursday, August 20, 2009

What If PHILIPPINE POLITICIANS turned into STAR WARS characters?



NINOY : Obi Wan Kenobi


We all saw the hero die;

but in death,
he became even greater.







TEDDYBOY LOCSIN : Han Solo


A genuine old-fashioned romantic;
the tough guy with a soft heart.
Always ready with the fastest, quickest quips!








FVR : Yoda


They look alike,
and both always seem
to be up to something sneaky.








MIRIAM : C3PO


They talk alike,
and both always seem
to be stressed about something.










LITO LAPID : JarJar Binks


The Star Wars Universe
would not miss, and would actually
be better off, without JarJar,
who can never utter one sensible word.


Philippine Politics would...









BLIND ITEMS:


_________ : Jabba the Hutt

Powerful behind-the-scenes operator
always implicated in big-time scams.
Always hungry.







_________ : Salacious Crumb

Salacious Crumb is that ugly little creature
that's so attached to Jabba,
they seem to be married.

It has a very shrill voice, and
the most irritating laugh in the galaxy.










@ percy, francis, and nolo:
thanks for all the spot-on geeky inputs!

3 Comments:

Blogger oliboy said...

so who is the savior of the galaxy?

August 20, 2009 at 2:51 PM  
Blogger spanx said...

@ oli,


that's the beauty of it;

like chapters 7-9
that George Lucas never
finished, the fans took
care of imagining what
could happen.

same thing with pinoy politics,
it's up to us to write
the ending to this saga!

August 20, 2009 at 3:02 PM  
Blogger Sgt Oinky said...

a-hahahahaha!

i like the guessing game with jabba and salacious crum.... guessed it though

August 20, 2009 at 3:55 PM  

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