THE WAVE

The POPE and GMA,
on the same stage in front of a huge crowd:



The Pope said,
"Did you know that with just ONE LITTLE WAVE of my hand
I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy?

This joy will go deep into their hearts,
and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."



Intrigued and a bit jealous, GMA says,
"One little wave of your hand, and all
people will rejoice forever?? Show me!"




So the Pope SLAPPED her.





epilogue:

Father and Son
laughed so hard
at GMA's smackdown,
that the Pope had to slap
them too, to make them regain composure.


Upon seeing this,
the crowd convulsed into

PAROXYSMS OF RAPTURE.