Pa-CHEESEBURGER Ka Naman? Don't Be RIDICULOUS!!!!

You can get this humongous cheeseburger
ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

Provided, of course,
that you take the ridiculous carnivorous challenge
and finish the Triple Patty spectacular
in 5 Minutes or less...

or pay the usual price of P200 for the massive burger.



Fair Enough.

p.s.

Heimlich Maneuvers are complimentary!