DAVID COOK is the 2008 American Idol
Snooze Puppy did his predictable muzak stylings,
I now consider him the Regine Velasquez of American Idol:
a robotic performer programmed to over-emote every line
with unnecessary flourishes just to show "range",
and to disguise the real problem:
an absence of real artistic creativity and identity.
David Cook is the counterpart of Lea Salonga.
Pure talent doesn't need to embellished
with overwrought histrionics;
it shines through even in the quieter songs.
DialIdol uses your phone & phone modem
to automatically speed dial votes for your favorite contestants
DialIdol records the result of every call,
a vote or a busy signal,
then submits this data anonymously to DialIdol.com.
DialIdol.com receives results from people
all over the United States and uses
the busy/vote ratio to produce a prediction.
DialIdol was 91% accurate for season 6 of American Idol.
DialIdol has accurately predicted the winner
of every American Idol season it has covered.
I now consider him the Regine Velasquez of American Idol:
a robotic performer programmed to over-emote every line
with unnecessary flourishes just to show "range",
and to disguise the real problem:
an absence of real artistic creativity and identity.
David Cook is the counterpart of Lea Salonga.
Pure talent doesn't need to embellished
with overwrought histrionics;
it shines through even in the quieter songs.
Let's be clear -
DialIdol is definitively predicting that
David Cook will win American Idol.
No ifs, ands or buts about it.
No crazy margin of error claims or anything.
COOK : 40.93%
ARCHULETA : 29.37%
The DialIdol scores are significantly different enough
to wash all that out the window.
DialIdol uses your phone & phone modem
to automatically speed dial votes for your favorite contestants
DialIdol records the result of every call,
a vote or a busy signal,
then submits this data anonymously to DialIdol.com.
DialIdol.com receives results from people
all over the United States and uses
the busy/vote ratio to produce a prediction.
DialIdol was 91% accurate for season 6 of American Idol.
DialIdol has accurately predicted the winner
of every American Idol season it has covered.
7 Comments:
Go David Cook!
Totoo ba yung Dialdol? I want David Cook to win pro sabi ni Simon sa last performance si Archuleta daw mananalo. Huhu. Go Cook!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
DAVID COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKK!!!!
You know, I agree with everything you said except Lea Salonga reference. But it was a great AI season - I'd even say it was the best.
noelle,
naiyak ako nung nanalo si DC.
i didn't realize i was
so emotionally invested
in this stupid show. hahaha!
is it january yet?
i miss American Idol already!!!
Oh, I realized that I'm very much invested in this show a long time ago - during Elliott's time. But this time it was different - I started the semis rooting for Archuleta then switched to David Cook (he had me at "Hello"!) but I didn't realize he had surpassed my Elliott love until I felt anger at the way he was treated by the 3 stoogees the other night. What can I say? I'm a certified Cooktard! :)
C is for Cookie, he's good enough for me!
Anyway, great blog! I've been a lurker for a long time na!
i wanted archuleta to win!!! waahh!!!
hi tito spanky it's chili! i have a blog!!! ü
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