Thursday, October 18, 2007

GMA: The Real DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE

The Filipino Nation
isn't raising as much of a stink
about this as much as I'd thought.

More hackles were raised by
Malu Fernandez and Teri Hatcher
than this absolute abuse of power
by Malacanang's pint-sized
and pint-brained denizens.

In a DESPERATE attempt to hold off
another impeachment at the HOUSE,
the WIFE running our country
doles out Half a Million pesos each
to her greedy guests,
our (dis)honorable Congressmen.



I afraid that so many of us
have gotten so used to the shenanigans
of our GMA, her family, and her minions,
that this latest controversy is just a minor blip
in our political radar.


We've gotten calloused, immunized, and desensitized.

Call it Corruption Fatigue.



According to the Inquirer,

GMA is "angry, hurt" by the accusations
that the distribution of the loot bags
happened right under her nose.

Whadddaf?!?!?
Really now...
she's the one who's "angry and hurt"?

Our minimalist President is acting like
a petulant, bratty, soon-to-be dumped wife.


Press Secretary Ignacio Bunye and
Department of the Interior Sec. Ronaldo Puno,
have released these statements:

Bunye:
“We would like to assure you that at this point,
no government funds changed hands.”

Puno:
"Frankly, honestly,
none of us had a clue about what was going on."

May "frankly, honestly" ka pa dyan!
Lintek, para ka naman ulyaning yaya ni Gloria eh!!!


Nampochah,
take a look at the size of the Loot Bag that was given to Among Ed;
now tell me:

how the hell do you distribute 200 of those bags inside Malacanang
without anyone from the President's official family noticing?

BULAG NA, SINUNGALING PA.

MGA GAGO!!!



Around 200 congressmen and governors
received P500,000 EACH last October 11.

That's ONE HUNDRED MILLION PESOS,
given out in one sunny morning in Malacanang!

WHERE THE F*#@)*K
did this money come from then?

No one from Malacanang is talking,
and neither are the 190 tongressmen
who received the loot bags.


P100,000,000.00?
That could have been used to give
10,000 Public School Teachers P10,000.00 EACH
as an early Christmas gift.

Instead,
this money, surely sourced from public funds,
are now given to those porkfaced legislators,
as a bribe from the piggish, priggish powers-that-be.


ARE YOU MAD NOW?!!?


However,
I'm glad, and proud,
that the Governor of Pampanga,

AMONG ED,
is the only one with the guts
to come out in the open and show us the money.

Thank God for a Man of Principles.



Seriously,
now I'm thinking of starting an
AMONG ED FOR PRESIDENT
movement for 2010.



The Best of Pampanga
to replace
The Worst of Pampanga...


I'm that desperate.



4 Comments:

Blogger mainitnasabaw said...

MA is indeed desperate.

she'll do anything just to stay in power.

garapal.
makapal.
corrupt.
sinungaling.
magnanakaw.
mandaraya.
lahat na.

hanggang kelan kaya mauupo yang pandak na yan sa Malacanang?

and she has the guts to say that she does not know anything about the 'gift-giving' which took place recently.

kunsabagay, kung iisipin natin, lahat ng naman ng mga binibitawang salita nya ay ang exact opposite ng mga pinapakita nya di ba?

hopeless.
desperate.

October 18, 2007 at 8:26 PM  
Blogger mainitnasabaw said...

it's hard hard hard to believe the statements of Puno and Bunye.

sinong niloloko nila? mga lelang nila? lol

sayang ang talino ng dalawang ito.

October 18, 2007 at 8:31 PM  
Blogger nutart said...

Among Ed did the simplest thing which is the rarest thing nowadays (kaya it became momentous)---he spoke the Truth. Marami pa ring katulad niya pero mali lang ang timing :-) kaya puwedeng natabunan sila.

This should have been the straw that broke the camel's back! But then...the dominoes are surely falling one after the other. Everyone's waiting for this teleserye to come to a climactic end.

October 19, 2007 at 8:20 AM  
Anonymous Val P said...

I guess everyone starts with a pure heart. I hope Among Ed will not be corrupted. Who are the clean leaders in office now? Are there? And how can we once and for all clean the office?

October 23, 2007 at 6:09 PM  

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