here are your TOP 12 PHILIPPINE (Senate) IDOLS!!!

1. excuse me, "Miss" pa po ako......LOREN
2. CHIZcudero
3. Money VILLAR
4. Action LACSON
5. Shawie, este, KIKO
6. the real CAYETANO
7. the newly out on bail GRINGO
8. Kris, este, Noynoy AQUINO
9. Vilma, este, Ralph RECTO
10. ANG GARA (ni Sarah Geronimo)
11. JOKER "... I would have ranked higher if not for my lousy surname"
12. ZUBIRI (sadly, not Diana)


"BORDERLINE, feels like I'm going to lose my mind....":
mga maaari pang pumasok, or matanggal,
dahil sa bawas-dagdag or vice versa:
13. PIMENTEL (Koko, not Pepe)
14. ASOtto
15. ROCO (the ultimate survivor, i'd love for her to win!)
16. DEFENSOR (TUta ni GMA, Kulelat ng Team Unity)



statistically possible pa raw kuno:
17. Johanna OSMENA
18. magtanim ka na lang ng PICHAY
19. MAGSAYSAY (definitely NOT Ramon...)


and Philippine Politics' Boy Band wannabes
become Boys Banned:
20. LT. TRILLANES (gusto magpa-house arrest sa Oakwood)
21. CESAR MONTANO (I got Sunshine, on a cloudy day....)
22. RICHARD GOMEZ (Voters Veto Vasagulero Vovo Vench Voy)


and Last and definitely the Least:
the Dancing Queen,
Punyeta ORETA,
didn't even make Pulse Asia's Top 24.

ditto for Pag-asa ng Probinsiya (sa Jueteng)
Chavit SINgson.

(behh, buti nga!)