PANIC at the BAKESHOP!!!

BREAD TALK at the Araneta Center
was eerily empty this morning...

OMG!!! OH NO!!!

What happened to all the FLOSS breads?

According to my confidential source (Warren, in charge of the buffet),
there's been a supply breakdown in Singapore
due to the collapse of the Lehman Brothers Bakery
caused by an over-reliance on high-risk mortgaged floss.

The Floss Supply was saved, however, by the quick
intervention of the Singapore government,
which infused cash to the beleaguered AIG Piggery,
the island nation's biggest supplier of shredded pork.

The FLOSS Breads will be back in two weeks.




Meanwhile, get your shredded toasted pork fix
in Binondo, just ask for its proper name:

MAHU!!!